As many of you do, I have a Twitter account. I have all of 22 followers. I hovered around 16 for a long time and just recently began to gather a few more readers. I follow people like Ricky Gervais (his comments always sound like I came in on the middle of a conversation), Christopher Titus, the Dalai Lama and God, who is surprisingly funny. Then I started to feel like there was a vulture hovering near me. The sense of a hatchet man waiting in the wings. Yesterday The Christian Coalition followed me. I wonder why. I am not their demographic. Should I do something that would knowingly upset them and hope they quit following me? Do they hope to convince me that I’m not a heterosexual atheist? The specter of evil sits in judgment of my tweets.